Monday, February 12, 2007

Mardi Gras Dannii - Everlasting Night

Dannii has been a staunch supporter of the gay community from the very beginning of her career. "Everlasting Night" is one of the reasons why Dannii is considered to be family amongst Aussie gays, while most divas are treated as warmly received guests. The Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras needed a hand back in the late 90s and Dannii came forward with this song. Robpop of DontStopThePop fame recently informed me that "Everlasting Night" is a cover version, which is confusing because Dannii is listed on the single as a co-writer with sexy Tezza (Terry Ronald). Please explain, oh wise leader!

Regardless of the history of the song, there is no denying its impact. Dannii caused a media sensation by pashing a bull dyke in the extremely camp video (which includes 3 people I know - one of them intimately!) and the song quickly became a fan favourite. "Everlasting Night" was also the first hint of Dannii's hankering for pussy, which would come back to haunt her with the fabulous Lezzigate scandal! The single was only released in Australia and it became a minor hit. I love the song and still hear it occasionally in gay bars. "Everlasting Night" is a 90s club classic!

Dannii Is The Greatest Dancer!

It seems appropriate to begin Dannii-fest with Dannii's latest in a long line of cancelled releases. Dannii is getting something of a reputation for cancelling singles (and albums for that matter), which has not been lost on her fanbase (see picture below - thanks Jay!). "He's The Greatest Dancer" was recorded with the Children In Need charity in mind. The planned fourth single from "The Hits & Beyond" was scrapped to make way for it and remixes of "He's The Greatest dancer" were commissioned instead. Unfortunately, some idiot decided it would be better to go with Panhead Bunton's disgraceful cover of Petula Clark's "Downtown". It goes without saying that Dannii's offering is infinitely superior!

"He's The Greatest Dancer" is no masterpiece but it is a hell of a lot of fun and I'm sure that Sister Sledge would be most proud of Dannii's craptastic cover version! The song recently became Dannii's 11th number 1 UK club hit, making Dannii the undisputed queen of dance. As far as I know, there are no plans to release the song commercially, which is a shame. I can only imagine how tragic the video would be! I have uploaded the entire "He's The Greatest Dancer" promo with thanks to Tommie.

Note - Links removed to due to physical release of single.

Download - He's The Greatest Dancer (LMC Edit)
Download - He's The Greatest Dancer (LMC Extended)
Download - He's The Greatest Dancer (Chris Lake Remix)
Download - He's The Greatest Dancer (Shapeshifters Remix)
Download - He's The Greatest Dancer (Riffs & Rays Edit)
Download - He's The Greatest Dancer (Riffs & Rays Mix)
Download - He's The Greatest Dancer (Sebastian Leger Electro Vocal)
Download - He's The Greatest Dancer (Fugitive Club Mix)

Dannii's Dirty Box!


As you may have already noticed, Pop Trash Addicts has temporarily transformed into Dannii's Dirty Box in order to celebrate Dannii Minogue's welcome return to Australian television as a judge on "Australia's Got Talent" after an abscence of 17 long years. Dannii will grace screens across the nation from the 18th February and I can hardly wait for Dannii's divine presence to be beamed into my lounge room on a weekly basis. I have been a fan of the younger Minogue sister for as long as I can remember and now feels like as good a time as any to reflect on the life and legend of Dannii. Pop Trash Addicts will be back soon but until further notice, Dannii's Dirty Box has been set up as a holy temple of Dannii worship!

Over the next couple of weeks I will be walking down memory lane, reflecting upon Dannii's finest moments and examining her profound and lasting contribution to mankind. No stone will be left unturned as I make my way from Dannii's stint as a child star on "Young Talent Time", to her current status as an adored pop icon and feted musical genius. Included in the upcoming feast of Dannii material will be unreleased tracks, Dannii memories, B-sides, fabulous fan art, remixes, rare singles, a reflection on Lezzigate, my thesis on why Dannii is the ultimate gay icon and much more.

I hope you enjoy your time exploring the nooks and crannies of Dannii's Dirty Box. I intend to post daily, so come back again soon!

Friday, February 9, 2007

Robyn Loau Is Back!

Robyn Loau makes a welcome return to the Australian pop scene this week with her exquisite new single, "She Devil". As a former member of the legendary Girlfriend, Robyn is a veritable Australian pop icon. In fact, the blurb accompanying this release claims that Robyn has sold over 500,000 records in Australia (which includes her solo career, Girlfriend and various world music collaborations). I have my fingers crossed that Robyn's comeback will see a continuation of her previous success - despite the minimal promotion and non-existent radio airplay for the single. Robyn is simply too talented to remain lost in the swampy waters of the Australian live music scene.

"She Devil" is a perfect example of why Robyn Loau deserves to be massive. The song exudes class with every delicate beat. "She Devil" is quite a musical progression for Robyn. The original version is an eerie mid-tempo pop song, underscored with electro-bleeps and even a tinge of jazz. The song also boasts gorgeous lyrics and subtle production. I just worry that it isn't instant enough for a first single. The first time I heard it, I thought "She Devil" was terrible. Now, I'm absolutely hooked. I would love to share the superior radio version but the song is being released this week and I would hate to be responsible for anyone not purchasing the single. Instead, I have uploaded one of the many remixes. As usual, Rok Coalition delivers one of the best.

You can hear the original version of the song in the stunning video clip, which was filmed at the 12 Apostles. Robyn looks absolutely stunning as a sea siren and the photography is beautiful. If only they had put as much effort into the nasty single cover.

If you like what you hear, please order the single from Chaos. It will be $5 well spent!

Thursday, February 8, 2007

Under The Influence Of Giants

I'm in a rather hip mood today! Firstly, the so uncool she's positively cutting-edge, Laura Imbruglia and now a post about an Indie band. Before you run for the smelling salts, "Mama's Room" is possibly the gayest Indie song ever to be favoured by skinny wankers wearing stove-pipe jeans and retro sneakers. I don't know much about Under The Influence Of Giants apart from the fact that they hail from California and are being hyped by all the usual suspects as the next big thing. If the original version of "Mama's Room" is anything to go by, the band is really not my cup of tea at all. However, there is no denying the glory of this remixed version, which transforms Under The Influence Of Giants from a slightly less insipid Keane, into an outfit that matches the Scissor Sisters for sheer camp value. In addition to having some seriously fabulous cover art, the group also lists a selection of classy influences on their Myspace site - George Michael, Hall & Oates, Michael Jackson, Madonna and Prince!

Laura Imbruglia's Craptastic Promo!


Laura Imbruglia has to stop pulling stunts like this before I turn to the dark side and become an alternative queen! Laura's image as the Australian Napoleon Dynamite is absolutely inspired. Her latest stroke of genius is this amazing flyer, which is currently gracing the Sydney street press. I must be "kahrayzy" too but I love it! Ms Imbruglia has taken craptastic publicity to previously unimagined new heights. Even La Toya Jackson would draw the line at giving Microsoft Paint a shout out! Laura, I salute you.

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Jennifer Holliday - A True Dreamgirl

I finally had the opportunity to watch "Dreamgirls" the other day and I loved every minute of it. As a massive fan of the musical, watching the story of Effie, Deena and Lorrell unfold on the big screen was pure joy. That's not to say that the film was completely successful - a couple of the musical numbers are very clumsily put together and the film sometimes feels trapped by its theatrical origins (although, nowhere near to the extent of recent film productions of "Rent" and "The Producers").

My biggest problem with the film was the casting. And no, I'm not talking about Beyonce. Lord knows that Ms Knowles is no Meryl Streep but her lack of personality and exquisite beauty make for a perfect Deena. Rather, the incredibly over-hyped performance of Jennifer Hudson leaves me cold. Not only did Jennifer Hudson's facial expression remain the same for the entire film (think someone with a mouth full of lemon juice), her vocal performance completely mimicked Jennifer Holliday's legendary interpretation - only without the heart, soul and otherworldly talent.


Jennifer Holliday's story is one of the more depressing examples of the music industry's obsession with style over substance. It's not like Jennifer is living on a park bench, singing to rats and pigeons - she has had what most artists would consider to be a successful career - but Jennifer is not most artists. This woman has the most powerful set of pipes I have ever heard. She could even out-sing Kelly Llorenna! Jennifer should have spent the 80s celebrating a level of Whitney Houston-esque success. Instead, she released a handful of moderately successful albums and can currently be found doing shows at gay dance parties and gospel conventions! The reason is pretty obvious. Before going on one hell of a diet and undergoing surgery, Jennifer was the size of a small house. It's utterly depressing that cellulite won out over such talent. I don't know why I'm surprised - the modern R'n'B scene is littered with sexy bitches who talk their way through songs. I wonder if Ciara, Ashanti and Cassie even have half an octave range. Between them.

Ok, rant over! It's time to appreciate Jennifer's fantastic musical output. The obvious starting point, and Jennifer's biggest success, is her rendition of "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going", the showstopping superballad from "Dreamgirls". Just about everyone has tried their hand at this song but it belongs to Ms Holliday. Jennifer Holliday's version still gives me goosebumps, while Jennifer Hudson's hystrionic interpretation had the audience snickering at the screening I attended. For one of the most amazing live vocal performances of all time, watch Jennifer tear the song apart at the Tony awards. For entertainment value, compare Jennifer's performance with that of Dutch singer, Karin Bloemen, and American joker, Von.


After her phenomenally successful run in "Dreamgirls", Jennifer released her debut album, "Feel My Soul" in 1983. I, for one, certainly feel it! The album showcased Jennifer's big voice with a ballad heavy line-up that includes the beautiful R'n'B hit "I Am Love". They certainly don't make ballads like this anymore. The other highlight of "Feel My Soul" is the upbeat and still fabulous, "This Game Of Love (I Am Never Coming Down)".

Over her next two albums, "Say You Love Me" and "Get Close To My Love", Jennifer purposely tried to funk up her image by including several upbeat pop numbers. This period of Jennifer's career is my personal favourite. "Hard Times For Lovers", "No Frills Love", "He Ain't Special (He's Just The One I Love)" and "Heart On The Line" are some of the finest soul-pop singles of the 1980s. "No Frills Love" should be familiar to anyone who has ever stepped foot in a gay nightclub. The song has been re-made and re-mixed on almost a yearly basis. I have uploaded my preferred "No Frills Love" cover by the Scottish queen of dance, Mary Kiani.

Jennifer recorded a couple of albums in the 1990s and scored several dance hits. However, it is fair to say that her career has been steadily heading south. Nothing would make me happier than a Jennifer Holliday career revival. I keep hoping that some of the "Dreamgirls" buzz might rub off on her. If not, spare a thought for the original and best dreamgirl when you see the film. Better yet, watch out for Jennifer at a gay nightclub near you!

"Feel My Soul" and "Get Close To My Love" are readily available on CD but "Say You Love Me" is crying out to be released (or re-released). My vinyl copy has seen more action than Paris Hilton's vagina! If anyone knows where I can buy "Say You Love Me" on CD, or has MP3s, please let me know. If you feel Jennifer's soul too, then there are several greatest hits compilations available on Amazon and Ebay, all of which would make a fine starting point to explore this fabulous woman's career.